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I know that there are laws that God did not create and that “he” didn’t really condemn us, our sins do.
Can you explain in an educated fashion because I really do not know how to explain the laws which God too must follow.

This falls into the category of ‘let God sort it all out later’ in my book.

Never heard about the sex in the sealing room before! Strange one that one.

But I have heard about the ‘marriage sheet’ with the required hole in it. Although it’s more of a slit than a hole because it has to open and close, and points vertically towards the lady’s beautiful face. You see my very catholic grandmother was handed one the day before her wedding day in 1924 without any explanation or details off course. It was commonly used by respectable ladies in catholic countries during and just after the Victorian age. Today they don’t use it anymore since they’re having sex outside on the street. But both my grandma, who died in 1979 and mother would joke about the marriage sheet a lot. My grandma kept saying that my grandpa didn’t know how to use it and just threw it on the floor! She had her first son 8 and 1/2 months later. The real mystery is how it managed to go from Victorian Catholics to Mormons

-The only strange questions I get are about the ‘magic underwear’ and do we have to wear them during sex. I usually dismiss the first question saying that they are dirty and smelly but not magical and then ‘no’ to the second one.

He told her she could feel the bumps left by the surgery, since she was such a good friend. He parted his hair; she felt his head; he asked if she felt anything. She said she, “No.” His reply:

“Not even stupid?”

(My son got my sense of humor, poor kid.)

Do you have a flying dog with a red cape?

I’ve heard that other Mormons say they have been asked if Mormons have horns, but I have never had someone ask me the question.

And, Ray (#8): I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your comment. Would have shorted out the keyboard on my laptop. ..bruce..

1) Don’t laugh at the naked people.
2) NEVER volunteer to be the virgin.
3) Stay off the goat.

It is obvious to us that he was teasing her, but I have heard derivations of each of these from non-member friends and acquaintances.

I actually think that rumor has some truth to it.

I have never heard about this one in conjunction with Mormonism, although I saw it in Like Water for Chocolate. Apparently, it originated in dirty minds in reference to seeing Orthodox Jewish clothing hanging on the clothesline. And thus are born great urban legends.

My guess on #4 is that this is a reference to the following scripture in Revelation: Rev. 2: 17 “He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.” There is another in D&C 130: 11 “And a white stone is given to each of those who come into the celestial kingdom, whereon is a new name written, which no man knoweth save he that receiveth it. The new name is the key word.” Never heard the term Magic Rock before.

The summer after HS, my friend asked me if it was true that after death Mormons believed they would have cosmic sex and populate other worlds. I think he wanted to sign up. Many of my non-Mo friends have thought our church was very sex-oriented and new-agey.

A co-worker once told me that she’d been told we have those sharp, pointy steeples at all of our church buildings so that when Jesus comes again from the sky, he will be impaled on one of them. I am NOT making this up.